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Post by RedsandRoyals on Sept 1, 2011 13:26:00 GMT -5
Woo hoo, new rumors. Good times. The new Necron codex is going to be sweet. Oh wait, it is something new and this is the internet. I HATE IT, IT's GOING TO BE TERRIBLE, WARHAMMER IS RUINED FOREVER!!!!! WHAHAAA!!!!!! I saw Mat Ward kick a puppy right in the face, sure it was already dead...he's also the one that killed it. Mat Ward killed a puppy. Mat Ward hates your family...at least that's what he told me after he killed that puppy...he said he hates your family and it's all your fault. Everything is your fault. Reds
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Post by 3ff3ct on Sept 7, 2011 2:04:39 GMT -5
Just don't steal any ideas from me. If you do, your minis will come alive, "Indian in the Cupboard" style, and murder you in your sleep. It won't even be my fault, it'll just happen.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Sept 10, 2011 23:44:32 GMT -5
From a Chat Log with Orren
RedsandRoyals: Maybe...they're THE SAME PERSON KaineOrren: Unlikely, but probable. RedsandRoyals: That statement is made of 100% natural contradiction KaineOrren: Is it? Or is it so contradictory it makes no contradiction? KaineOrren: ITS LIKE JUICY FRUIT KaineOrren: ITS A CONTRADICTION! RedsandRoyals: I'm glad we have these talks
Reds
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Post by Major Downer on Sept 25, 2011 6:07:30 GMT -5
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 30, 2011 23:21:09 GMT -5
Johnny No-Lips They'll call you. Ladies will shriek and little children will laugh at you.
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Post by Shostak(AWOL) on Oct 7, 2011 1:56:39 GMT -5
Edit: Score! Found it. Of course it's the last place I look. It´s because when you found what you are looking for, you stop looking. I had to put this in here.
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Post by Adam Selene on Oct 12, 2011 18:12:22 GMT -5
Great work, but what the hell are those weapons, anyway? Mole mortars. They fire moles onto the enemies lawns and proceed to create annoying molehills all over it. While your enemy is busy ringing rentokill, you can win the game
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Oct 19, 2011 11:15:02 GMT -5
You don't need to think to have your dying breath utter a choking "Waaaaard" It is just a reflex for some people.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Oct 26, 2011 23:38:02 GMT -5
No need for context.
RedsandRoyals: "All of the above" elegaicrequiem: you're a female human and a male kroot RedsandRoyals: Even the super secret DLC gender elegaicrequiem: downloadable content? RedsandRoyals: yeah elegaicrequiem: which game were we talking about again? RedsandRoyals: Life elegaicrequiem: balls RedsandRoyals: Only if you're lucky elegaicrequiem: no one told me life had DLC elegaicrequiem: it's not free, either, is it? RedsandRoyals: How do you think Teddy Roosevelt got so awesome? He preordered
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Post by Adam Selene on Nov 6, 2011 2:52:18 GMT -5
...and one of the Necron special characters cuts off one of Helbrecht's (High Marshall of the Black Templars) hands to "teach him a lesson." *Eye twitches* Reds
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Havoc
Conscript
Kill 'em all
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Post by Havoc on Nov 7, 2011 5:20:47 GMT -5
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connor
Captain
who needs samuria?
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Post by connor on Nov 8, 2011 11:04:01 GMT -5
do you guys have any idea how difficult it is not to laugh out loud in school while reading these?
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Nov 13, 2011 16:15:09 GMT -5
Conversation between me and a friend on skype.
Me: I wouldn't mind working at a resort either... Zirat: At a resort? As in Skiing? Me: Why not? I think I'd look good in a butler suit. Zirat: Hah! I don't think thats what they'd stick ya in. But hey, why not? I'd say go for it. Me: You'd think. Zirat: Eh, probably more along the lines of black uniform shirts and pants. Me: Close enough. Zirat: Theres a ski lodge up by here that does something similar. XD Alright then, whatever floats your boat. Me: That'd be pretty cool. Zirat: What would be? Me: Working as a butler. I'd be terrible at it tho'. Zirat: Hmmm... well ya couldn't be that bad. Me: Challenge accepted.
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Post by AshotNINJA on Nov 19, 2011 16:19:47 GMT -5
maybe it in here cos it almost breaks the 60k letter limit... therefore... EPIC!
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Post by Lord General Armstrong on Nov 19, 2011 17:03:33 GMT -5
Wait were did my post go? Wasn't it as cool as the Harry Potter one I saw earlier.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Nov 19, 2011 17:38:43 GMT -5
I shifted it to fluff. It looked like fluff.
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Post by Adam Selene on Nov 21, 2011 20:20:18 GMT -5
Always the thrilling tension of a danger wank... Yeah, make sure that you put the CA glue and the hobby knife away first. Always first. Oh, God-Emperor... always first.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 16, 2012 0:40:26 GMT -5
Found this due to threadmancy. To think, the things I might have missed... Shortly after my tour in Vietnam, My wife, Maria, our children, and I were in New York's Central Park for an afternoon picnic when we witnessed a Games Workshop gangland execution; an informant had been hanged from a tree. Seeking to eliminate all witnesses, Games Workshop ordered us murdered on the spot. However, I survived. Even though I was able to identify all of the shooters the police were unable to help me in my quest for justice; they were tied in too deeply to the powerful Games Workshop. So I decided that the only punishment Games Workshop might receive is that of physical destruction. Shortly thereafter, I emblazoned my body armor with a symbol of a death's head, and exacted my revenge. Since then I have waged a one-man war upon Games Workshop
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jan 16, 2012 0:47:34 GMT -5
I think all I did was replace his and he with me and my and the mafia with Games Workshop...
but I'll take credit for it!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 16, 2012 0:59:13 GMT -5
elegaicrequiem: "Ward ate my sandwich out of the office fridge. I hate everything. This brigade is 300,000 guys. Tea break." RedsandRoyals: "Goddamn it, I HATE it when he puts his tongue on things. Now I can't fix Stormies, he may have licked the entry" RedsandRoyals: "They'll have to be overpriced" elegaicrequiem: HA RedsandRoyals: "Robin, I like the new codex, but this Punisher, can you-" RedsandRoyals: "Mat licked it." RedsandRoyals: "Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, we'll have to make do" elegaicrequiem: "Time for the two-wound termies. Any word on GK's?" RedsandRoyals: I'm convinced that's how he got Crons RedsandRoyals: "So, Crons are next. Who wants to do it. Phil?" RedsandRoyals: "Sure, I.." RedsandRoyals: "HEY GUYS, I LICKED THEM!" RedsandRoyals: "Eww, gross! I don't want to do them now!" RedsandRoyals: "Me neither!" RedsandRoyals: *sigh* "Okay, Mat, you can have them"
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 1, 2012 20:30:01 GMT -5
...we should deploy Rook. Nothing discourages repeat offenses like a well armed, possibly naked Jason Statham look alike looming out of the shadows, saying 'Let's talk about fear..."
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Post by Rook on Mar 3, 2012 19:14:46 GMT -5
...we should deploy Rook. Nothing discourages repeat offenses like a well armed, possibly naked Jason Statham look alike looming out of the shadows, saying 'Let's talk about fear..." LMAO!!!!!!uno!!!!! I'm crying from the laughing. Now my keyboard is wet.
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Post by Kommissar Orren on Mar 4, 2012 1:33:42 GMT -5
On DarthMod for Napoleon: Total War
Me: Why are the Irish resistant to cold weather?
Reds: Alcohol has a low freezing point.
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Post by zeke on Mar 4, 2012 3:49:24 GMT -5
As a man with Irish blood, I can attest to this being true.
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Post by Lord General Armstrong on Mar 11, 2012 4:30:51 GMT -5
Lord General Armstrong: Gonna get the super secret ending.
RedsandRoyals: The super secret ending is Shepard is secretly Geth!
RedsandRoyals: Just to blow everyone's mind
Lord General Armstrong: That's okay, that's why Legion liked him and why I romanced Tali to get someone on the inside
RedsandRoyals: Sneaky git
Lord General Armstrong: Had it all planned out from the start.
RedsandRoyals: Take THAT bioware!
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