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Post by RedsandRoyals on Mar 13, 2012 13:36:36 GMT -5
We are just sad that you don't call any more. Canada is always on the phone, talking about how things are going. I think he met a nice French girl and they settled down. You went through this whole 'rebellious' phase and now we never hear from you unless you want something. As for the rest of the family, they appear to be doing well. India moved out but got divorced soon after. Still, she seems to be having a lot of children and seems happy. Australia, he and New Zealand retired and now relax in the sun all day. Ireland had a big argument and moved out, although we still keep in touch. Falkland had an argument with his neighbour a while back and we had to go and visit. Things seemed fine for a while but now the arguments have started again. Hopefully we can talk it out. Scotland seems to be having second thoughts. We are trying to work through it but who knows if it'll work. We are going to try counselling. Your uncle Wales is doing really well though, seems to be very popular and having loads of fun. Anyway, just letting you know how the family is getting on. Hope to hear news from you soon. Love, England. Keep this thread on topic, guys.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Mar 28, 2012 9:14:35 GMT -5
Talking about effeminate European uniforms. @chem: I know it's the result of tradition, but that doesn't stop the uniforms from looking like the Sergeant Pepper's Gay Pride Marching Band Extravaganza. Reds But back in those times gays were feared, evil raiders who used to run at you with a horse, cut you down with a sabre, burn your house down and then trot off in the sunset, looking glorious in their bright pink silky trousers. Then Elton John was born.
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Post by cheminhaler on Mar 31, 2012 10:00:11 GMT -5
The same subject : I have seen many, many gay people and not one of them looked even remotely like a Napoleonic Hussar, aside possibly from the boots. Even at gay pride parades.
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Post by Lord General Armstrong on Apr 4, 2012 5:38:34 GMT -5
"What?!"
"I said there was a fault in its construction!"
"Ah, thank you."
"Apparently there is no shark tank, there never was."
"Well where the hell does it go?! This simply won't do the plans for the construction of a new trap door will be delivered to my desk by the end of the day! Effective immediately! Hmm, now I want like maybe instead of a shark we can employ a more terrifying animal like a T-Rex and the passage goes directly into its teeth. Are you writing this down?"
"That's stupid sir."
"Is that so?"
*Hits intercom*
"Its a stupid idea sir."
"Your fired!"
"Thank you sir."
"And by that I mean I am going to cover you with fire. You weren't expecting that were you $hithead!"
"My life in your service is a series of unforeseen adventures sir."
*Takes finger off intercom*
"Alright fine what's more fearsome than a T-Rex then and also more ... real?"
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Post by Julian Sharps on May 12, 2012 9:06:44 GMT -5
Merciful Emperor... Over the last few days I've been working my way through this entire thread. It was glorious, but I think my brain leaked out at one point in an attempt to escape. Good stuff, rocketman!
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Post by DadCRO on May 24, 2012 20:44:21 GMT -5
.... Reds
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Post by RedsandRoyals on May 29, 2012 16:48:06 GMT -5
Rook, on self defense. I dream of the day I can eat someones face. Reds
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Post by The Hawk! on May 30, 2012 17:05:08 GMT -5
Ymmot popped this one on the Today thread :') Made me chuckle: Ain't nothing magical about getting chained in req's basement. I donno, some light music, candles, a little red wine... a cape, a top hat, a deck of cards, a dove or two, and a rabbit. It could be...
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Post by Rook on May 30, 2012 20:48:29 GMT -5
Rook, on self defense. I dream of the day I can eat someones face. Reds LMAO!!!! I sound like a lunatic.
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Post by The Hawk! on May 31, 2012 10:15:43 GMT -5
You are a looney Rook.... But a magnificent and wonderful one
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Post by Machine Gun Kelly on May 31, 2012 14:59:45 GMT -5
Keep this thread on topic, guys. I can´t 'elp feeling this comment belongs in this thread on its own.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 6, 2012 9:32:32 GMT -5
I bring you two quotes today! Getting shot down doesn't make you any less of a man (unless there's some obscure law in the UK that involves a tiny guillotine every time a woman turns you down). Well... It seems the IGMB is getting a Job and lovin' rush!!! The IGMB will rule the world next... Obviously Rook will spearhead this movment My spearhead is ready.
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Post by Rook on Jun 8, 2012 19:55:12 GMT -5
At the end of my rainbow, there's a bunch of middle-school girls! This explains a lot actually.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 14, 2012 20:56:33 GMT -5
Nearly a year old, but still so good.
Orren: I don't always throw a governor into a ball of chaos energy, but when I do, it ruins the game.
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Post by Kommissar Orren on Jul 15, 2012 20:51:25 GMT -5
I don't remember saying that at all. I thought it made the game more fun though.
Your plots are so easy to ruin. All you need to do is kill an Imperial Governor, and we lose a couple sessions. Like if I hadn't taken that compass rose thing. Then we wouldn't have anything to do, so I took it.
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Post by Voidlight on Jul 17, 2012 19:38:02 GMT -5
I have arrived! My respect for Ymmot just passed the "well done trooper" threshold. Brilliant! ;D
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Post by Trickstick on Jul 18, 2012 9:59:43 GMT -5
Just for DadCRO: That's actually my friend I know IRL. Can't believe he got quoted here before me...------- Well good thing to! I died in my first 5 seconds in the arena! Frakking birthday dromedaries... Made me laugh at the silliness you get on this board. We should probably call Rentokill to deal with those pesky dromedaries.
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Post by DadCRO on Jul 30, 2012 11:59:11 GMT -5
That's actually my friend I know IRL.
Can't believe he got quoted here before me...
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 17, 2013 12:51:01 GMT -5
their pants and glue, and certain essential kits. Reds An odd combination Yeah. I thought so too. Still, GW kilts are a big seller at my local place. Reds
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Post by Julian Sharps on Apr 10, 2013 20:44:35 GMT -5
If you ever hear a guy compare the taste of something to tiger testicles, fear that man.
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Apr 18, 2013 22:59:12 GMT -5
I always get disappointed when I remember paint ball doesn't have a CC phase.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Apr 24, 2013 18:30:51 GMT -5
Dear member of the community, No. Sincerely, RedsandRoyals, Modissar.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Apr 24, 2013 18:41:09 GMT -5
Dear member of the community, No. Sincerely, RedsandRoyals, Modissar. It would have been funny and/or epic if he'd taken the time to find a Grumpy Cat photo and used it. As it stands, he's just being a killjoy.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Apr 24, 2013 18:53:58 GMT -5
No, I think the unadulterated version of my words is more accurate.
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Post by Trickstick on May 8, 2013 16:56:51 GMT -5
Yes. The Imperial Guard fill so many holes that Space Marines of all flavors need filled. I have a dirty mind...
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