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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 13, 2009 12:06:13 GMT -5
Why does this even need an explanation? *A boom comes from outside, and a flaming Squat crashes through the wall* *runs into room with a tape measurer* "Only 200 yards! We need a bigger cannon!" Reds
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Aug 14, 2009 10:32:58 GMT -5
I sometimes worry about you, Ymmot... Typical reactions to my "art"
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Aug 17, 2009 12:02:30 GMT -5
"Mostly Harmless" - Hitchhikers guide reference. [17:45:47] Anjelica Gardelin: Aw, can't remember it, haven't read the book in years. =/ [17:46:13] Alexander "Rolling Thunder" Hunt: It's what the Earth is. [17:46:34] Anjelica Gardelin: Sounds reasonable from a galactic point of view, yeah. [17:46:57] Anjelica Gardelin: All they can do is ram you with sattelites and moon land you to submission. [17:48:34] Alexander "Rolling Thunder" Hunt: Or send millions of nuclear warheads... [17:48:46] Anjelica Gardelin: MOON LAND YOU TO SUBMISSION!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 19, 2009 14:19:32 GMT -5
I am half-Scottish, so I detest everything south of Middlesborough. Where's the other half from? The blackest depths of hell.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 20, 2009 0:07:48 GMT -5
From another forum, I'm enough of a nerd to find this very funny. Credit to blurrymadness:
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 26, 2009 21:54:24 GMT -5
Jumping from a Valkyire: though... imagine the look of confusion the enemy would have upon seeing that: enemy 1: Oh Gods, little men with laser guns are parachuting in! enemy 2: I know, what are we gonna do? Wait... is that one guy bonzai jumping? 1: Duck they're firing at us! SPLAT... BOOM 2: What was that... why did they stop firing? 1: Their heads exploded when that one guy hit the ground 2:... Both: Blood for the Blood God!
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Aug 28, 2009 13:38:43 GMT -5
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 31, 2009 10:49:37 GMT -5
Every single faction deserves their alternative lists, but they won't get them because they aren't hot sweaty muscular men in skin-tight power armor the way GW likes it.
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Post by Srgt. Master on Sept 3, 2009 16:43:08 GMT -5
Concerning RT giggling Love Can Bloom....? *Googles* Gah, this....is such heresy. Right, I'm going to read the ending of this. And then rewrite it. ......love can bloom on a battlefield, but so can the blazing chrysanthemum of a thunderbolt. Expect this shortly. .....ing 4Chan..... At first, I thought that said "*Giggles*" I feared for my life at what would make RT giggle.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Sept 12, 2009 19:42:35 GMT -5
My last day at the local gaming group:
"Playing Space Marines is like riding a bike with training wheels. It's okay for kids but at your age it becomes retarded."
"What do you play? Marines? Okay, you can come back and talk to me once you collect a real army."
"Hmmmm...Leman Russ Excecutioner....WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR NOW!!!?"
"Guardsmen, once again we go into battle against the Imperium of Noob. Make sure you've brought plenty of flasks for those plasma guns, there's a lot of them."
"Oh, look, it's another bloody Spess Mehreen. *Places Battlecannon*. Now, don't you feel rather silly?"
"Gah, do any of you people actually play 40K? No, Space Marines do not count!"
"Rich, your army (Nobs/Battlewagon spam) may be cheese, but at least it dosen't wear fornicateing power armour."
"Oh dear, it would appear that once again my opponent has attempted to deepstrike his Failinators next to my gunline for the fifteenth time this year."
"Well, this is familiar" (After winning against the marine player)
. "If god had wanted you to win, he would not have let you collect Space Marines"
"Remind me again, which Marine Special character is that? I've lost my index file."
"Games Workshop introduced Space Marines for two reasons. Firstly, to get younger players into the hobby. Secondly, to give competent players - like myself - absurdly high win/loss ratios."
"Look, Bluie, you've got a good plan here, but then you went and spoilt it by employing noobmarines." (Bluie plays both Guard and marines)
"You collect Space Marines, thus your opinion is worthless to me"
"What are you painting there? No, it is not a tank. For a start, there is clearly a Space Marine on it, and Space Marines are not intelligent enough to use tanks."
"Your cunning plan would have worked, if not for one thing. Me."
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Post by Julian Sharps on Sept 13, 2009 12:58:06 GMT -5
Sigged.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 15, 2009 15:04:35 GMT -5
This should eventually find its way into every thread here... Woz: If you beat us all for clogging up the thread with nonsense, I'll receive my due punishment as if it was the greatest of pleasures. Uhm... that sounded wrong. But we all deserve to be punished
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Sept 15, 2009 18:37:19 GMT -5
The proper response to a demolisher pistol. It takes a True man to pretend to be scared online. *Seed craps his pants out of fear and the sheer manlyness of a demoilser pistol.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 16, 2009 11:10:30 GMT -5
I'm more intimidated by those drum magazines than anything else... But anyway, What if they had an Ogryn omnibus? I'm sure it would be a paint by numbers book.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 16, 2009 13:56:38 GMT -5
Rarely do I actually laugh out loud while reading. However, John_Galt is good at breaching my stoicism. *Galt rummaged through his rusack, pushing asside paper clips, hand grenades, a scatter die, a hip-flask of whiskey he had thought he'd lost, a bundle of detonators, a white dwarf magazine, a pile of breath mints he had 'liberated' from the men's room in RT's BBFoA, various shotgun ammunitions, a lucky ork tusk, and various other bits and bobs that would have made Macgyver cream his pants, but no breaching charge.*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Sept 16, 2009 15:45:27 GMT -5
[21:42:19] Anjelica Gardelin: But I don't like the idea of being pansexual, because it's so queer.
Genius.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 19, 2009 12:40:04 GMT -5
Welllll... You could always leave a post-hypnotic suggestion that Sundays are bad days for hypnotism... I'll start a new religion instead. The Scientology founder must have 10000000000000points of Tau, by now. He doesn't work on Sunday, nor any other day!
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Post by cheminhaler on Sept 21, 2009 11:02:40 GMT -5
OK admittedly I don't know how to quote from other threads. Maybe someone could explain? Anyway this was from page 21 Today thread.
RedsandRoyals - Today, I'm considering shaving with a Hobby Knife. I expect good things to come of this endeavor. Reds
Ymmot - alright, let us know how that went after you get back from hospital
----------- priceless
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Sept 21, 2009 11:07:52 GMT -5
Jesus, can a human being survive that volume of alcohol?! Yes. This is Crackton - 'tis like water to them. Next time I might light her up with a match.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Sept 21, 2009 18:01:20 GMT -5
I'm more intimidated by those drum magazines than anything else... So they are the size of oil drums........ How awesome would it be to call Tech Support and start referring to your computer's machine spirit? IT Guy: This is Tech Support, how can I help you? You: Magus, I seem to have angered the machine spirit. How can I appease the Omnissiah? IT Guy: Uhm...what? You: I anointed it in sacred oils, and spoke the holy words, but the machine spirit rejected my pleas, could you send a Priest to aid me in my calming of it's anger? IT Guy: Sir...what in the hell are you talking about? You: You're no Tech-Priest! Techno Heretic! Techno Heretic! *hands up* 40k/real-life integration Win
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Post by tankshock on Sept 25, 2009 17:07:33 GMT -5
I don't recall seeing this here yet...
Angels Of Blood ..."And for that one 40 year old guy who rants that space wolves are awesome and I'm wrong... I'm a Blood Angel, and my posts have rending." ElegaicRequiem « Reply #28 on Aug 5, 2009, 7:34pm » "Only when your post count ends in a six."
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Sept 30, 2009 0:37:11 GMT -5
Ymmot ninjas my post, with style. I lol'd for a good 5 minutes. That was so he could aim the sound of his voice. EDIT: fixed.
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Oct 1, 2009 8:04:47 GMT -5
Today, once again, the same rather pretty brunette wound up hammering on my door at 3AM. Needless to say, I am now in a towering fury, and all the muscles in my back seem to have locked up for no apparant reason. Why don't you just let her out then. Poor girl, must have been terrified to find her self locked in your room (again).
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Oct 1, 2009 11:01:27 GMT -5
Courtesy of Reds:
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Oct 5, 2009 0:00:52 GMT -5
Bring me the BBQ sauce... the chicken-men are advancing...
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