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Post by Julian Sharps on Nov 9, 2009 12:57:42 GMT -5
What about the Wal-Marines?
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Post by Adam Selene on Nov 9, 2009 22:15:57 GMT -5
Guardsmen's head pops up out of whack-a-mole game "Tyranids" Commissair fires bolt pistol at thin air as guardsman ducks back down *pops up* "Tyranids" *bolt pistol* *ducks* *pops up* "Tyranids" *bolt pistol* *ducks* *pops up* "Tyranids January 2010" *bolt pistol* *dead* "Ignore that fool, Tyranids would never dare get a new Codex, even if the 359WD said their comming"
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Post by cheminhaler on Nov 13, 2009 12:18:29 GMT -5
McMarines... pure genius. Chapter Master Ronald McDonald Weapon of choice : Mechanically Recovered Meat (MRM) Modus Operandi : unknown Homeworld : The Bovine Plains Chief Librarian : Hamburglar
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 13, 2009 12:59:33 GMT -5
You're twisted, dude...
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Post by Julian Sharps on Nov 13, 2009 16:32:47 GMT -5
McMarines... pure genius. Chapter Master Ronald McDonald Weapon of choice : Mechanically Recovered Meat (MRM) Modus Operandi : unknown Homeworld : The Bovine Plains Chief Librarian : Hamburglar Chapter Colors: Gold with red and white stripes on legs and arms Specialization: Chemical Warfare/Covert Ops Gene-seed Mutation Level: Extremely High Status: Excommunicated 012M03 Fixed.
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Post by cheminhaler on Nov 14, 2009 8:39:34 GMT -5
Me or the clown? EDIT - I just checked my e-mail. Warhammer Beastmen is coming in February. Bretonnia hasn't been done for ages either.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 14, 2009 11:21:41 GMT -5
Both.
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Post by cheminhaler on Nov 14, 2009 11:55:04 GMT -5
I am the clown.
...and I'm standing just behind you....
.... with no pants on.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 14, 2009 12:11:51 GMT -5
Oh, Hetlan~
I think I need you to fire the O.H.M.Y.G.O.D.T.H.A.T.T.H.I.N.G.S.H.U.G.E.
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Post by cheminhaler on Nov 15, 2009 10:35:28 GMT -5
Does it ignore invulnerable saves?
... all this talk of Beastmen and McDonalds has made me come up with a solution for the Empire's problems :
McBeastman Restaurants.
First one opening in Nuln this Saturday. Buy one Walking Kebab and get a Horny McBurger for FREE. Yes, free. Courtesy of the Hunstmen of the Drakwald forest.
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Post by halosnachtariff on Nov 15, 2009 13:58:21 GMT -5
I'm no expert but I'm pretty certain that eating beastmen meat would have horrific, if entertaining, if horrific, consequences.
Still Beastmen are pretty cool, would've rather had Bretonnians though...
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 15, 2009 16:22:42 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure that eating something called a Horny McBurger would have horrific consequences...
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Nov 15, 2009 18:15:16 GMT -5
Loss of hetrosexuality as a possible side-effect?
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 15, 2009 22:07:49 GMT -5
Never going to that restaurant.
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Post by cheminhaler on Nov 16, 2009 11:39:02 GMT -5
Loss of hetrosexuality as a possible side-effect? Brilliant! Karl Franz can get 2 birds with one stone. The Stalinist Seven Stage Plan 1 - Slaughter the Beastmen 2 - Make them into mince-meat 3 - Season those McHorny Burgers 4 - Transport the burgers in a caravan 5 - Make sure the Ogres find out about the burger shipment 6 - Run away when the Ogres attack 7 - Gay Ogre porn/drinking/burger feast Festival 2009
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 16, 2009 12:06:50 GMT -5
I will re-state my belief that you are twisted...
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Nov 16, 2009 15:55:00 GMT -5
Loss of hetrosexuality as a possible side-effect? Brilliant! Karl Franz can get 2 birds with one stone. The Stalinist Seven Stage Plan 1 - Slaughter the Beastmen 2 - Make them into mince-meat 3 - Season those McHorny Burgers 4 - Transport the burgers in a caravan 5 - Make sure the Ogres find out about the burger shipment 6 - Run away when the Ogres attack 7 - Gay Ogre porn/drinking/burger feast Festival 2009 *Gapes in abject horror*
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 16, 2009 16:55:03 GMT -5
What do you think, RT? Heresy? Smells like Slaanesh to me...
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Post by Julian Sharps on Nov 16, 2009 17:53:31 GMT -5
With a little bit of Khorne and Nurgle thrown in for good measure.
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Post by cheminhaler on Nov 17, 2009 9:43:21 GMT -5
"Is that bad?" asked the prisoner, as the grim-faced Inquisitorial Storm Troopers lead him away to the dungeons. "Do you serve coffee here?"
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 17, 2009 11:12:33 GMT -5
One of the stormtroopers cracks a fractional movement of the lips. Doubtless, he thought it a smile. "We have what some would call coffee. Others might call it poison."
The other trooper nods, stoically. "Poison," he adds.
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Post by cheminhaler on Nov 19, 2009 12:09:36 GMT -5
"Poison, eh? I'll have tea, then. You see these Colonel pips on my shoulder, trooper?"
The stormtrooper backed away wearily. The other pointed his hotshot laspistol at the prisoner's head in an attempt to restore order. In the blink of an eye the prisoner removed his underpants and his disguise. The troopers stared in horror at the naked fugitive - black moustache, beret - it could only be Saddam Hussein.
*dramatic drumroll* *with a flash Saddam disappears as the teleport homer lock on*
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 19, 2009 12:23:04 GMT -5
After a moment of awkward silence, on trooper turns to the other. "Did he seem... underdeveloped to you?"
"I guess. Must be why he's only a colonel."
The troopers shared a laugh, and walked off to get some coffee.
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Post by cheminhaler on Nov 19, 2009 12:42:31 GMT -5
Oh, so that's why they're called Big Toy Soldiers, eh?
*wink, wink*
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Post by Julian Sharps on Nov 19, 2009 13:56:51 GMT -5
I'd consider fixing that, but I'd probably get banned for it...
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